Here’s what Gordon Brown would look like as a blood sucking zombie.

…GET IT?!! But seriously, here’s my Photoshop fuck up.

ZombieSmash is one of the best games I have on my iPhone. The game itself supports Crystal so if you play for awards and want to be part of a community not too dissimilar to what the PS3 and XBox have going on, it’s pretty cool.
The game starts off and you’re a loner stuck in a house in the middle of a field and you have to survive waves of zombies for 31 days (levels). I started playing after reading a couple of reviews saying how good it was, and I wasn’t overly impressed until I got a few levels in, because that’s where the intensity builds up and you really get into the game, unlocking new weapons and new zombies. A nice little touch at the end of each level is the “Finish ‘em” camera where everything goes in slow motion and you can literally rip off their limbs and capture the torture to keep in your photo album.

Well hells yea! Thought I’d post a screenshot of my StumbleUpon account because it’s looking pretty awesome, but don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got, a lot of stuff I submit only gets a couple of hundred, if that, sometimes.

Kevin Stuart is the Style Editor of ESPN Magazine. Needless to say, he’s kinda awesome and i’m definitely leaning towards making him my own, personal idol right now. Epic.

This is just a test post to see how the WordPress iPhone app measures up. I’m going to upload a photo to see if I can place it in different positions or whether it just puts it on the end… Either way, this is just jobber jabber to fill the post so there is no actual relevance to carry on reading any of this. Now for a Bull made out of jelly beans!
I had to post this because it’s pretty epic. It’s a picture I assembled in photoshop for the newest team-member of The Cheese Grater, Ben, to compliment his awesome profile.
I am very much looking forward to the new Toy Story 3 film. Sure, it probably has the same storyline as number 2, but to watch it in the cinema (a late showing, of course) or on blu-ray dvd after it’s release, would be very, very pleasing to my optical consumption.
Check out the trailer below in HD; it’s so much more awesome than that wrinkled tits Standard Definition, pfft!
My aunt gave me a folding bike… nice. Getting to uni will be a breeze, getting back however (up the steepest hill since Scotland) won’t.


Is it just me, or does it look like James Cameron Ripped off the Pan’s Labyrinth Faun? Heck, he already ripped off the Pocahontas storyline!

Stare at the crosshairs in the middle of the image above and count to 30, then look at a blank space on a preferably white or light coloured wall. Do this now, then carry on reading.




